It seems as if every single person that moves to the city (and by city I mean "City" as in NYC) becomes completely absorbed into it. They become a part of it. They are swallowed whole by it. I myself, in contrast to my initial thoughts, am no different. I don't know how it happened. I mean, the city's inhabitants for the most part smell like B.O. and Piss eloped to the moist heat of the Human Crap Jungle and hand a kid there. Not to mention the fact that 12 million of these fecaloids live in this city, needless to say it smells a bit. Sure it's crowded, sure it's fast, sure it's confusing to get around and not end up in a crack-den, but somehow that's okay.
One big factor is that the city really never sleeps. The fact that at any point I could hop on a Sub (No not a naval submersible I mean the Subway. And no not that sandwich shop that leads overweighties to becoming overweighties who eat footlongs 21 times a week, I mean the underground railroad. No not that pipeline that led slaves from the South to the North. Actually come to think of it, the Metro is sort of a mechanized version of the perviously mentioned railroad, minus the slaves and use of quilts. Yeah that one...) and cruise to a place that is actually open is a real joy in and of itself. Basically, it's still early, actually it's only been two days and I'm already jumping on the band wagon. Also, I know the inherent problems with such proceedings but ...what the hell? I'll be that guy I guess. It's like Jonah being swallowed by the Whale and inside finding everything he wanted out of life. I just hope that when this Whale spits me out I'll be willing to leave.
Until next time boys and girls...
Saturday, August 30, 2008
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I already gave you my opinion on this post. Witty with a sad ending. Also dubbed "the wes anderson special". I look forward to future posts. After I get more of a life, mine might actually be interesting and witty too!
Willing to leave, huh? I'll see about that. Wait, no. No, I won't because, from what I hear, this place you are residing in has this spell bound capability to make its inhabitants never ever, ever want to leave. Go ahead and be like alllll the rest of 'em. Baaaah. (That was a sheep. Probably the sickly one on Chris' blog.) Side note; it's a risk, it's just mindless ranting, it's an okay, fine you can read it but please don't get all weird on me.
fecaloid should not be a word, but somehow when you use it I understand. I will continue to write mindless "what I did todays", and you just keep your thought provoking...well thoughts coming.
over and out.
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